At the front Area of the business building we begin our scene:
Ethereal person: Yessiree that’s just not going to work for you young Him, unless you take care of one more thing. I’m telling you, you’re going to look really silly if you... Ethereal person gets immediately interrupted by Him...
Him: what are you saying? What are you talking about? Of course I can. I can because I’ve prepped, prepared, studied and applied myself. What’s stopping me? You are being harsh and really cruel here.
Ethereal person: Sir Him, I’m not saying you can’t eventually have it, but you might want to take care of something else first. Like you may want to....ethereal person gets interrupted by Him in mid-sentence again.
Him: so are you saying because I’m different, that maybe I dress a little more oddly than most, oh, oh, I know it’s because I’m orange right!!! Right, you’re saying this because I’m a different color aren’t you?
(Him is starting to get loud now, drawing attention to this injustice being poured out on him)
Him:Yeah, that’s right every person take a look at this this... (Before he can finish his statement)
Ethereal Person tries to shush Him, “sir, sir; you may not want to bring attention to yourself!”
Him: ( didn’t even give Ethereal Person time to finish their last word) You have just crossed the line here, I will not tolerate this kind of, this kind of mis-conception of others that maybe different. You know what get Managerment out here right now, I demand you call all of your superiorvisors out here NOW, Him demands NOW!
(By this time a small gathering of every person have been made well aware and have now encircled the two, a few a snickers, a few whispers between strangers and acquaintances)
Ethereal Person is rightfully embarrassed and just wishes this whole thing would go away, but Ethereal Person accommodates Him and gets all of the superiorvisors and most of managerment to, “please come down to help diffuse the now out of control situation.”
Superiorvisors and most of the managerment make their way down to the Area in question. As they draw near, they to begin to whisper amongst themselves. I do believe, there was a snicker or two.
Approaching is Super Superiorvisor and they, ask “ So what’s the deal here, what’s all the...Super Superiorvisor stops in mid sentence, turns to Him and says; “ahem young Him you may first want to zip your zipper and stop bringing such negative attention to yourself before you think you’ll get any further than this!
Super Superiorvisor turns to Ethereal Person and asks “why didn’t you tell Him, to zip his zipper ?”
Ethereal Person by now just shrugs and sort of gives up and slinks back to the Front Area they are responsible for.
...before Super Superiorvisor finishes he turns to Him, who has now turned away from the crowd to zip his zipper, Him looks over his shoulder and smiles a big smile...
Super Superiorvisor says; “and get that spinach from between your teeth”
The crowd now erupting with laughter, along with Him and Ethereal Person, Super Superiorvisor and most of the managers on the managerment team confess this is just about the best thing that’s happened here in about a year around the Front Area of the business building.
Super Superiorvisor: young Him, were you here for THE interview? Him nods yes, but still embarrassed, and still laughing to himself.
Super Superiorvisor: get your things young Him and come with me.
The whole front Area of every person gasps because nothing good could come of this, well except a good laugh or too, or three, or four; well you get the idea.
(Well I've got the latest update on young Him for you)
Guess what? Him gets the position in question anyway. Because Him was prepped, prepared and studied and had applied Himself, and Him was able to laugh at Himself in front of every person.
...tada...(which really means 'the end')
The moral: “ the moral of the story is, don’t jump to conclusions, get all of the information first and oh yes, it’s good not to take yourself too seriously!!!”
Why did I write this? I was bored and felt the need to poke fun at humanity, mostly myself, I'm orange.